Friday 15 May 2009
Sunday 3 May 2009
Back to the Future
Wehey! I've made a futher development into the 21st century by entering the world of VLogging. On YouTube. Now why anybody would want to expierience my screechy tones and Paul Potts face in high definition is beyond me, but there we go.
Here's my first YouTube Confession; me and my friend Geraint's trip to the cinema to see Hannah Montana: The Movie. During those two hours, I witnessesd the most graceful and tender performances in cinematic history and I'm sure that Smiley Miley Cyrus will be weighed down with the excessive amount of awards that she will win come Oscar season. Not.
Title inspired by:
Back to the Future (Movie)
Here's my first YouTube Confession; me and my friend Geraint's trip to the cinema to see Hannah Montana: The Movie. During those two hours, I witnessesd the most graceful and tender performances in cinematic history and I'm sure that Smiley Miley Cyrus will be weighed down with the excessive amount of awards that she will win come Oscar season. Not.
Title inspired by:
Back to the Future (Movie)
Sunday 26 April 2009
Judas Kiss
I got you up there and you ditched me for your crew.
An opportunity; you stuck to it like glue.
And now you’ve left and I’m the backup of your scheme.
Friends Forever? Well I guess that was a dream.
You only talk to me to moan about the rest.
The conversations; suicidal at best.
So I don’t wanna know who said what, when and where.
It just won’t get across that I don’t even care.
So go hang with the gang, forget that I exist,
While I just sit at home and think of stuff I’ve missed.
You know I’ll be there when you need to have a bitch.
But come the weekend, I’m the one you’re gonna ditch.
You’ve got a problem and my whole life has to halt.
And, usually, you are the one who is at fault.
But when I need you, something else is going on.
One-way relationship I have to frown upon.
But like the fool I am, I come round every time.
I’ll ring you up just to make sure that you are fine.
I need to stop it but I just care too damn much.
Your little smile just seems to have the Midas touch.
But I’ll be laughing twenty years down the line.
I’ll be a superstar and you’ll be doing time.
It is a pity; we’re opposites but, yet, the same.
And through it all, you’ve only had yourself to blame.
An opportunity; you stuck to it like glue.
And now you’ve left and I’m the backup of your scheme.
Friends Forever? Well I guess that was a dream.
You only talk to me to moan about the rest.
The conversations; suicidal at best.
So I don’t wanna know who said what, when and where.
It just won’t get across that I don’t even care.
So go hang with the gang, forget that I exist,
While I just sit at home and think of stuff I’ve missed.
You know I’ll be there when you need to have a bitch.
But come the weekend, I’m the one you’re gonna ditch.
You’ve got a problem and my whole life has to halt.
And, usually, you are the one who is at fault.
But when I need you, something else is going on.
One-way relationship I have to frown upon.
But like the fool I am, I come round every time.
I’ll ring you up just to make sure that you are fine.
I need to stop it but I just care too damn much.
Your little smile just seems to have the Midas touch.
But I’ll be laughing twenty years down the line.
I’ll be a superstar and you’ll be doing time.
It is a pity; we’re opposites but, yet, the same.
And through it all, you’ve only had yourself to blame.
Monday 13 April 2009
10 Things I Hate About Facebook
Anyway, back to my favourite site....
(PS. You may have noticed the lack of inspired confession titles with accompanying YouTube linkage. This is due to my resentment towards YouTube/Google's harsh legislation on UK users - it has blocked or removed every music video in existence. Cough up you swines! And the whole concept was getting a bit boring, so my titles will probably still be intertextual references, but I'll link them to other sources instead :D)
Title inspired by:
10 Things I Hate About You (Movie)
Tuesday 31 March 2009
For Good
"And now whatever way our stories end
I know you have re-written mine
By being my friend...
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
But because I knew you
I have been changed...
:) "
Thanks for the memories, I've learnt alot
And I think you have too, even if you haven't realised it yet
BEAUTIFUL Song in the title:
For Good by Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kecram4pUe4)
I know you have re-written mine
By being my friend...
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
But because I knew you
I have been changed...
For Good
:) "
Thanks for the memories, I've learnt alot
And I think you have too, even if you haven't realised it yet
BEAUTIFUL Song in the title:
For Good by Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kecram4pUe4)
Saturday 28 March 2009
Nothing’s Sweet About Me
I’m aggressive
I’m a bullshitter
I’m confrontational
I’m deceptive
I’m enigmatic
I’m fickle
I’m “the gay guy”
I’m hostile
I’m irresolute
I’m jittery
I’m king-sized
I’m lazy
I’m nasty
I’m outrageous
I’m pessimistic
I’m quarrelsome
I’m ruthless
I’m sneaky
I’m troubled
I’m uptight
I’m volatile
I’m wicked
I’m xtreme
I’m yearning
I’m zero
Did I forget M? Oh yeah…
I’m me
Song in the title:
Sweet About Me by Gabriella Cilmi
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuqRmE_YHk)
Sunday 22 March 2009
You Make Me Smile
Your life isn't perfect,
You don't pretend it is.
You take out time to reflect,
So time does not become a quiz.
And yet you're always smiling,
Even when you're strapped for cash.
You're mum can't pay the rent
Thus you live on bangers and mash.
You're working for that loser,
Who's an absent minded prick.
I've heard he is a boozer
And all he speaks of is his dick.
But you've got a bright future.
A magic zest for life.
You won't end up like Mrs. Whimpy;
The wannabe Footballer's Wife.
Song in the title:
Bubbly by Colbie Caillat
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTRd6GjKFG4)
You don't pretend it is.
You take out time to reflect,
So time does not become a quiz.
And yet you're always smiling,
Even when you're strapped for cash.
You're mum can't pay the rent
Thus you live on bangers and mash.
You're working for that loser,
Who's an absent minded prick.
I've heard he is a boozer
And all he speaks of is his dick.
But you've got a bright future.
A magic zest for life.
You won't end up like Mrs. Whimpy;
The wannabe Footballer's Wife.
Song in the title:
Bubbly by Colbie Caillat
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTRd6GjKFG4)
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