Judas Kiss

I got you up there and you ditched me for your crew.
An opportunity; you stuck to it like glue.
And now you’ve left and I’m the backup of your scheme.
Friends Forever? Well I guess that was a dream.

You only talk to me to moan about the rest.
The conversations; suicidal at best.
So I don’t wanna know who said what, when and where.
It just won’t get across that I don’t even care.

So go hang with the gang, forget that I exist,
While I just sit at home and think of stuff I’ve missed.
You know I’ll be there when you need to have a bitch.
But come the weekend, I’m the one you’re gonna ditch.

You’ve got a problem and my whole life has to halt.
And, usually, you are the one who is at fault.
But when I need you, something else is going on.
One-way relationship I have to frown upon.

But like the fool I am, I come round every time.
I’ll ring you up just to make sure that you are fine.
I need to stop it but I just care too damn much.
Your little smile just seems to have the Midas touch.

But I’ll be laughing twenty years down the line.
I’ll be a superstar and you’ll be doing time.
It is a pity; we’re opposites but, yet, the same.
And through it all, you’ve only had yourself to blame.

10 Things I Hate About Facebook

People who take photos for the sole purpose of uploading them onto Facebook to prove to others, or maybe even themselves, that they have a social life. It's like "Oooh, I'm gonna go over Ruby's house with Sally! Let's take 300 photos of the 3 of us posing whilst eating our Chinese and then put them on Facebook just to prove that we have friends!"
*Teenage Martyr sticks hands down throat*

The occupation of my beloved website by Teeny-Chav Boppers who shamelessly write their statuses and wall comments in txt speek lyk 2K7+2 onna' mishhh!

People who don't write their statuses in the correct tense. It's the 3rd person - how hard can it be?!?!? A monkey can do it! I never want to see "Joe Bloggs is looking at me and Julie's photos" again! The new update had sorted this out to an extent....

Irritating "friends" who send you application messages constantly. No, I do NOT want to know which sex position, Simpsons character or Microsoft Office programme I am! Behold the "Block invites from this user" button - phew!

People who post pictures and name them "Not sure about this one.." or "Eww I look minging" are attention seeking beyond despair.

The same can be said for those who upload 1000 pictures of themselves that all look exactly the same, but with subtle differences. Choose one, two or three please!

Couples. Don't get me started on couples. Why would anybody take a photo of themselves kissing their boyfriend/girlfriend and put it on Facebook? What exactly are they trying to prove? How would you get your partner to agree to that?
"Barbra, can I take a photo of us kissing and put it on the internet to prove to my friends that I'm in a relationship, cos that's the only reason I'm with you - to prove a point to my friends"
"OK Jimmy, shall I put the flash on?"

Those who put "Get Twitter/MySpace/Bebo/MyFaceBoTitter - so much better" on their pages. Er....no.

Those who add you and then send you a wall comment saying "Hello. How do I know you?" deserve to be shot.

People who go on Facebook whilst at a party/out with friends need to get some perspective.

Anyway, back to my favourite site....

(PS. You may have noticed the lack of inspired confession titles with accompanying YouTube linkage. This is due to my resentment towards YouTube/Google's harsh legislation on UK users - it has blocked or removed every music video in existence. Cough up you swines! And the whole concept was getting a bit boring, so my titles will probably still be intertextual references, but I'll link them to other sources instead :D)

Title inspired by:
10 Things I Hate About You (Movie)